Strong Bad

Strong Bad was born on the sun and ate capri-suns every day until a rocket ship exploded on his way to mars so he fell to earth where his face burned to a crisp, so now he wears a mask, his hands were made to be squid legs so he wore some boxing gloves, he loves to say crap and his favorite colour is purple.

Girlfriend
Strong bad's girlfriend is the sky, he loves the write letters to her and he shoots down skywriters who infringe on his love of the sky. He had a blimp, but it burned down. Whenever he looks at himself, he cannot believe how avesome he looks.

The strong sad incident
Strong bad figured strong sad would enhoy having a belly button, he didn't but he still drilled a hole and impaled him, unfortunately, strong sad died.

Words he invented
-The crap

-The cud

-The crud

-the curd

-The whey

-The whiskey

-0T

-Stnank

-THe world

-Stinkaman

-Thnikkaman

my favorite thing about him
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